First thing's first:I'm the realest... Wait, no, what? First of all, you must realize I'm a total lone wolf badass karate chopping Chuck Norris sexed Thor and I'm their child type of motherf***er. I'm also quite humble. I just moved here from the good ole ATX. So I'm going to present you with a challenge... How will you end up defining Dallas for me?Every girl has a picture of themselves on a mountain or holding a tiger or lion. Honestly, that's badass, I seriously have never met ANY mountain climber-animal trainers in my life yet this place thousands flocking to this website. This is the part where everyone says "Try to keep up," but I just want to keep up with YOU.

Tauro