I a hopeless romantic I still believe in sitting outside looking at the stars before having sex I still believe in long walks along the beach before having sex I still believe in having sex right before having sex and I still believe in a little makeup sex after a love s spat I'm sorry if this is kind of weird but I like to touch girls where they pee I'm not a weirdo I'm just being honest can I mention I have a sense of humor women always want a man with a sense of humor until they're in a bad mood there's nothing funny then I'm a singer and the songwriter I believe in keeping it real

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