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I love women. men are icky
Age 51 From Glendale, Arizona -
Online - Over 2 weeks ago Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
I Can Speak | English, Other |
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I Would Describe Myself As | The guy who is so fixated upon selfish, self-centered, inconsiderate, and shallow issues in EVERY instance that I've convinced even the hardyest cynic that even my "alruistic" motives/actions are only another selfish example for what I believe is "best for myself" |
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Sign | Leo |
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is | Slim |
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My Height Is | 6' 2 (1.88 m) |
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My Eyes Are | Hazel |
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My Ethnicity Is | Caucasian |
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My Marital Situation Is | Single |
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I Have Kids | No |
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I Want Kids | Yes |
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My Best Feature Is | Butt |
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Body Art | Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo |
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My Hair Is | Auburn / Red |
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I Have One Or More Of These | Cat, Dog |
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Willing To Relocate | Yes |
Status
My Education Level Is | Some College |
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My Current Employment Status Is | Part-time |
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My Speciality Is | Art / Music / Literature |
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My Job Title Is | "lie more, and you'll bonus" |
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I Make This Much In A Year | $15,000USD To $29,999USD |
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I Live | With Roomate(s), With Pet(s) |
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At Home | All Is Calm |
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I'm A Smoker | Yes - Cigars |
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I Drink | Yes - Often |
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A | Outcast |
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My Social Behavior Is | Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing |
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My Interest And Hobbies Are | Religion / Spirituality, Family, Learning, Music, Playing Cards, Gambling |
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My Idea Of A Great Time Is | Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping |
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An Ideal First Date Would Be | Fun, without pressure, gr at conversation, and a for sure outcome unnecessary for either to wonder or concern themselves with when thoughts of rejection or disinterest would otherwise only ruin part of the evening prior to that hoped for outcome |
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I've Always Wanted To Try | All the things I've thought of durring masterbation over the 20+years of my life which were absent sex not "committed" to the relationships between myself and each of my hands(partial to the right, but having both handy is ideal) |
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My Friends Describe Me As Being | Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt |
Views
My Religion Is | Christian |
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I Attend Services | Once A Month |
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My Political Views Are | I Don't Like Politics |
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My Goal In Life Is | Contributing to creating a lasting legacy which can be admired or appreciated long after I've cut my own ear off, sent it to my lover, and died. I'd prefer keeping my ears attached to my head(severed body parts are not sexy), if at all possible, and if I'm feeling crazy, I'll put "my dick in a box"(without need to detatch the beautiful guy.) |
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My Kind Of Humor Is | Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic |