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I love women. men are icky
Age 51 From Glendale, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
The guy who is so fixated upon selfish, self-centered, inconsiderate, and shallow issues in EVERY instance that I've convinced even the hardyest cynic that even my "alruistic" motives/actions are only another selfish example for what I believe is "best for myself"
Sign  
Leo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat, Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Part-time
My Speciality Is  
Art / Music / Literature
My Job Title Is  
"lie more, and you'll bonus"
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s), With Pet(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Cigars
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Family, Learning, Music, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Sleeping
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Fun, without pressure, gr at conversation, and a for sure outcome unnecessary for either to wonder or concern themselves with when thoughts of rejection or disinterest would otherwise only ruin part of the evening prior to that hoped for outcome
I've Always Wanted To Try  
All the things I've thought of durring masterbation over the 20+years of my life which were absent sex not "committed" to the relationships between myself and each of my hands(partial to the right, but having both handy is ideal)
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Month
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Contributing to creating a lasting legacy which can be admired or appreciated long after I've cut my own ear off, sent it to my lover, and died. I'd prefer keeping my ears attached to my head(severed body parts are not sexy), if at all possible, and if I'm feeling crazy, I'll put "my dick in a box"(without need to detatch the beautiful guy.)
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic
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