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I just don't take life 2 seriously.
Age 64 From New Haven, Connecticut - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am, I'm told, a funny, funny, oh so funny (wait, I can't breathe - ooh, my sides hurt!)funny guy. I also hope that some inate sense of decency comes through. I like to have fun but don't ever want to risk causing anyone any hurt.
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Wouldn't Even Think About It
My Hair Is  
Auburn / Red
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Mostly worked in Food&Bev/ Hospitality
I Make This Much In A Year  
$60,000USD To $74,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Dining, Photography, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
A basic no pressure, no agenda meet n greet. I love to just walk and talk. (Or sit and sip and talk, for that matter).
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Taking a hot-air ballooning tour of a wine producing region, helocopter skiing, scuba diving and to put my encycopedic knowledge of trivia to the real test and get to be a competitor on Jeopardy!
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To be a good person.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Dance, Reggae, Folk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Satire, Science
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Laughing hysterically with friends, enjoying the out of doors (i.e. hiking, biking, beaching, skiing)or seeing and experiencing new things with someone I like.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
I like a woman who is fairly easy going, bright, aware of world around her and willing to laugh often and a lot at the many foibles of human existence.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter, Friend, Date, Just Wanna Fuck
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