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nickolifunguy Profile Information

Good to see you
Age 45 From Longmont, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am new to the area I am looking for a discreet relationship with a sexy married women. I am mature, attractive, and a good lay. But I am also very caring and thoughtful, and love to please women. All Im asking for is that chance
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
European
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - At Home
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Transportation
My Job Title Is  
Ass kickin fuck machine
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
With Kid(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Often

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Dark, Flirtatious, Observant, Reserved
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Gambling, Music, Photography, Sports
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Going To A Concert, Partying, Staying At Home
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
We meet for coffee, take a walk, laugh our asses off.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Obscure

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Democrat
My Goal In Life Is  
To raise my kid to be a good human being. and be awesome but of course
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Folk, Metal, New age, Punk, Rock, Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, History, Satire
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going to a Movie, The Bar, Trapesing through the mountains like wild man, spending time with my child. Also entertaning intelligent and beautiful women.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Passiveness, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
A girl who is attractive, quiet, but attentive to the surrounding situation. I like women who have a little thickness to them, and have a strong sexuality exhibited through mostly body language and eye contact.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Doesnt Matter, Just Wanna Fuck
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