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I don't want to change my home life or yours; but something's been missing for a couple of years, and I need (an) exciting NSA playmate(s)...

Me? Very bright, witty, funny, sharp, creative, musical, educated, articulate, opinionated, unconventional, resolute, irreverent, good-hearted, charming, left wing, iconoclast, gourmet, gourmand, noisy, horny, raunchy, woman-loving fool with mild ADD.

I suck at smalltalk (typical of ADD), but get me going about something interesting and I'll probably have plenty to say. Stay sharp: sometimes a tangent chain reaction kicks in, until i've lost (or offended) nearly everyone in the room except the two people laughing their asses off 'cuz they get it (and often I'm one of those people...maybe you're the other?)

I like serious, important stuff, like Democracy Now; I like very silly stuff, like wearing giant Mickey Mouse gloves with a straight face. Love movies, music, good books, good food (put your hands up, who doesn't like good food); country-dark, star-filled skies; electrical storms; animals; nature; silence...on the other hand, if you can't get silence, I love to sing; and I like almost every kind of music.

Can I find one thrilling playmate interested in expanding horizons and pushing limits? I am experienced enough to know that I am very open, curious, and a switch.

Start with a great kiss - that's what I miss most of all - and just keep going. I'm eager to try things set aside when I married, or never got around to.

Weekday afternoons work best. Occasional evenings and very rare weekends are possible. I cannot entertain at home, although now and then I have use of a nice waterfront condo. Ideally, you are not more than a forty minute drive from any point along the QEW/Gardiner/Lakeshore, from around Burloak to the Beach.

I'm not the right playmate for just anyone... but if you're still reading, you aren't just anyone, are you?

Leo

Et par ekstra kilo

185 cm

Nøddebrun

Kaukasisk

Gift

Ja - nogle gange hjemme

Nej

Smil

Piercet... Men kun øre(r), Arret

Lysebrun

Kat

Nej

Universitetsgrad

Fuldtid

Andet

Med værelseskammerat(er), Med børn, Med kæledyr

Venner kommer forbi en gang i mellem

Nej

Ja - til fester

Klassens klovn

Asocial, Højrøstet, Komisk, Mørk, Flirtende, Venlig, Højtråbende, Observerende, Reserveret, Genert, Underlig

Dans, Spise til middag, Familie, Internet, Film, Musik, Kortspil, Læsning, Teater, Rejser, Tv

Være sammen med venner, Shoppe, Tage til koncert, Gå på museum, Klæde sig ud, Læse en bog, Afslappende, Være hjemme, I biografen, Prøve noget nyt

we talk easily, naturally, comfortably; feel we understand each other intuitively, as if we've known each other forever; we laugh a lot, and wish the moment could last forever; and when, eventually, we kiss, it is rapturous, this recognition of soul that connects the self and the other, manifest sensual perfection.

Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fræk, Obskur, Fjollet

Spirituel, men ikke religiøs

En gang om året

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Sadistisk, Slapstick, Fræk

Nyheder, Dramaer, Sitcoms, Film, Sport, Reality Shows

Handling, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romantik, Drama, Dokumentar, Familie, Animation, Gys, Thriller, Voksen

Ambient, Blues, Klassisk, Land, Dance, Elektronisk, Folk, Gospel, Industrial, Jazz, Latin, Pop, Punk, Reggae, Rap, Rock, Soul, Jeg er musiker

Antologi, Biografi, Fiktion, Gys, Humor, Gør-det-selv, Musik, Mystik, Filosofi, Politisk, Overnaturlig, Opslag, Satire, Videnskab, Science Fiction

a very disturbing book, have you read it? Ohhhh, I see. MY idea of fun... singing, reading, hit-ball-with-stick (currently golf, some tennis, maybe baseball), music (especially live in small venues), good food, stargazing, storm watching, the beach, flying a kite, the Steelers, a baseball game, singing barbershop, sex, bdsm, pinball machines, wearing a kilt, making Bananas Foster...

Skaldethed, Empati, Flirtende, Flot udseende, Dygtighed, Humor, Intelligens, Særheder, Følsomhed, Spontanitet, Omtanke, Morsom

Andet, Oralsex, Analsex, Domination, Bondage, Jeg vil bare have sex