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I don't want to change my home life or yours; but something's been missing for a couple of years, and I need (an) exciting NSA playmate(s)...

Me? Very bright, witty, funny, sharp, creative, musical, educated, articulate, opinionated, unconventional, resolute, irreverent, good-hearted, charming, left wing, iconoclast, gourmet, gourmand, noisy, horny, raunchy, woman-loving fool with mild ADD.

I suck at smalltalk (typical of ADD), but get me going about something interesting and I'll probably have plenty to say. Stay sharp: sometimes a tangent chain reaction kicks in, until i've lost (or offended) nearly everyone in the room except the two people laughing their asses off 'cuz they get it (and often I'm one of those people...maybe you're the other?)

I like serious, important stuff, like Democracy Now; I like very silly stuff, like wearing giant Mickey Mouse gloves with a straight face. Love movies, music, good books, good food (put your hands up, who doesn't like good food); country-dark, star-filled skies; electrical storms; animals; nature; silence...on the other hand, if you can't get silence, I love to sing; and I like almost every kind of music.

Can I find one thrilling playmate interested in expanding horizons and pushing limits? I am experienced enough to know that I am very open, curious, and a switch.

Start with a great kiss - that's what I miss most of all - and just keep going. I'm eager to try things set aside when I married, or never got around to.

Weekday afternoons work best. Occasional evenings and very rare weekends are possible. I cannot entertain at home, although now and then I have use of a nice waterfront condo. Ideally, you are not more than a forty minute drive from any point along the QEW/Gardiner/Lakeshore, from around Burloak to the Beach.

I'm not the right playmate for just anyone... but if you're still reading, you aren't just anyone, are you?

Лав

Мали вишак килограма

185 цм

Боје лешника

Белац/Белкиња

Ожењен/Удата

Да - понекад код куће

Не

Осмех

Минђуша/минђуше, Ожиљци

Светло смеђа

Пас

Не

Докторат

Пуно радно време

Остало

Цимером/Цимерима, Дететом/Децом, Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима

Понекад ми дођу пријатељи

Не

Да - у друштву

Кловн у разреду

Нисам друштвен(а), Упадљив(а), Занимљив(а), Тамна/Црна, Волим да флертујем, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Гласан/гласна, Посматрач, Уздржан/уздржана, Стидљив(а), Чудан/чудна

Плес, Вечере, Породица, Интернет, Филмове, Музика, Картање, Читање, Позориште, Путовања, ТВ

Дружење с пријатељима, Шопинг, Концерт, Посета музеју, Облачење, Читање, Блеја, Волим да останем код куће, Биоскоп, Волим да испробавам нове ствари

we talk easily, naturally, comfortably; feel we understand each other intuitively, as if we've known each other forever; we laugh a lot, and wish the moment could last forever; and when, eventually, we kiss, it is rapturous, this recognition of soul that connects the self and the other, manifest sensual perfection.

Дружељубив/дружељубива, Волим да изазивам невоље, Кул, Непримерен(а), Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава

Духован/духовна сам, али не религиозан/религиозна

Једном годишње

Пренаглашен, Паметан, Сиров/саркастичан, Дружељубив/дружељубива, Блесав/блесава, Чудан/чудна, Садистички, Урнебесан/слепстик, Непримерен(а)

Вести, Драме, Комедије ситуације/Ситкоме, Филмове, Спортове, ”Ријалити шоу” програме

Акције, Научну фантастику, Комедије, Љубавне, Драме, Документарце, Породица, Анимиране филмове, Хороре, Трилере, Програми за одрасле

Амбијентална, Блуз, Класична, Кантри, Денс, Електро, Народна, Госпел, Индустријска, Џез, Латино, Поп, Панк, Реге, Реп, Рок, Сол, Ја сам музичар

Антологије, Биографије, Фикције, Хороре, Смисао за хумор, Наставне програме, Музика, Мистерије, Филозофске, Политичке, Натприродно, Референтне, Сатире, Научне, Научну фантастику

a very disturbing book, have you read it? Ohhhh, I see. MY idea of fun... singing, reading, hit-ball-with-stick (currently golf, some tennis, maybe baseball), music (especially live in small venues), good food, stargazing, storm watching, the beach, flying a kite, the Steelers, a baseball game, singing barbershop, sex, bdsm, pinball machines, wearing a kilt, making Bananas Foster...

Одважност, Саосећајност, Флертовање, Изглед, Вештине, Смисао за хумор, Интелигенција, Чудноватост, Осећајност, Спонтаност, Брижљивост, Домишљатост

Остало, Орални секс, Анални секс, Доминација, Везивање, Само јебање